Why humor is more accurate than the news

Let’s hope this continues through November.

A funny, grotesque, and accurate send up of Republicans pining for Reagan

How about Republicans stop pining for a Reagan to appear? How about they get involved in finding and electing good people. How about they get rid of the “wait your turn/ next in line” menality.

[hat tip: Eric Odom]

Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

The Onion is known to be irreverent, crude, mostly liberal in its editorial policy, and downright awful in some of its content. I placed this video here to remind Republicans that it takes more than “bring back Reagan” or “re-run the contract” to win elections.

Your Weekend Funny

Now, THAT’S Funny!!

I simply love this cartoon, despite the fact that it sadly describes too much of my life.

Congressional Motors – UPDATED

I’ve noticed that plenty of people on the web, as well as radio hosts, find a lot of funny stuff, use it, and don’t attribute it to the originator. That’s skanky. Here at Extreme Wisdom, I try to “hat tip” every post that I find on the web, especially when the blogger is provides much of the commentary.

That said, I use links that I find on “Brothers Judd” so often, (but provide my own commentary) that I usually just tell my readers that they are the best blog on the web (they are).

Regardless, I finally did find the originator of the “Congressional Motors” post. It is Chicago and Illinois own IowaHawk, and the post is here. I’m adding Iowahawk to my blog roll, and I hope you go there often.

Click the picture to go to the original post.

Pelosi Motors

Forward this to all your Salesforces

You WILL find this video funny!

Dangerous Heavy Element found in all Public Schools

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Whenever a human comes into prolonged contact with either element, they are infected with terminal anal retentiveness!