A liberal friend sent me this funny anti-Bush Humor Item.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced “gonna re-elect him”).
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
Here is the UPDATE on Gonorrhea Lectum:
Though it has some negative effects, such as bloated Budget Bloatus and Lobbyitis, Gonorrhea Lectum has now been found to cure numerous ailments that are far more dangerous to the populace.
The same building blocks used to build Gonorrhea Lectum are responsible for defeating the far worse disease of Kerrygoreducoccus, a dangerous mental wasting disease that causes people to believe they are intelligent despite their obvious descent into stupefication.
The key symptom of Kerrygoreducoccus is a ponderous speech pattern, with sentences of no intellectual content, delivered in a moralistic tone. The key effects of Kerrygoreducoccus, should one catch it, is an unwarranted feeling of mental superiority coupled with the inability to make a coherent argument. Victims spend most of their lives in a blue state, unable to conceive an optimistic thought.
Left unchecked, Kerrygoreducoccus devolves into an attack of DailyKosabloggus, a tourettes-like mental state, where once reasonable people feel compelled to congregate in mass numbers, spit bile, and commiserate over their increasing powerlessness and their declining mental faculties. (One witnessed this during the recent State of the Union address, where numerous victims of DailyKosabloggus congregated on the Capital mall banging pots and pans)
Both and DailyKosabloggus and Kerrygoreducoccus are connected to BDS – Bush Derangement Syndrome – a disease brought about by listening to good ideas presented in an inarticulate fashion.